Circus Jokes
Q: What did a cannibal say to the other while they were devouring a clown?
A: Doesn't this taste a little funny to you?
Submitted December 28, 2001 by Annie, age 10 from Korea.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
A. The flames were intense (in tents)!
Submitted March 3, 2001 by Courtney, age 11 from USA

Q: Why did the class clown spend the whole night crawling around the playground?
A: Because he lost his marbles.
Submitted September 30, 2000 by Froggy Girl,age 10 from Davie, FL

Q: Why did the clown cross the road?
A: To find his rubber chicken.

Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks?
A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Q: Why did the circus elephants get thrown out of the public swimming pool?
A: Because they kept dropping their trunks.

Q: How do you catch a circus elephant?
A: Hide in the grass and make peanut noises