Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel necessary on a bicycle?
Submitted April 29, 2002 by Laura, age 5 from Belfast, N. Ireland.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
MEOWWWWW!
Submitted April 21, 2002 by Jen, age 13 from Ireland.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink hoo?
Make up your mind if your going to be a pig or an owl!
Submitted April 19, 2002 a teacher from London, England.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car Goes Beep Beep Beep!
Submitted April 14, 2002 by Lindsey, age 7 from Canada.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Door.
Door who?
Can you please open the door?
Submitted April 14, 2002 by Andy, age 9 from America.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
You can tuna a piano but you can't tuna a fish!
Submitted April 10, 2002 by Danny, age 7 from Canada.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
I thought you would phillip the tank!
Submitted March 16, 2002 by Tabitha, age 12 from Texas.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water we waiting for?
Submitted March 12, 2002 by Kathryn, age 10 from the U.S.A.