Math Jokes
Q: What has three feet and one leg?
A: A yard stick!
Submitted March 4, 2002 by Emily, age 9 from the USA.

Q: What tool do you use in algebra?
A: Multi-pliers!
Submitted January 3, 2002 by Melanie, age 11 from California.

Q: What months have 28 days?
A: All of them!
Submitted December 30, 2001 by Kaitlyn, age 12 from Fairfield, Montana.

Q: Who was the first math student?
A: Add-em (Adam)!
Submitted December 29, 2001 from a reader age 10.

Q: What is 2000 pounds of laundry?
A: Washington!
Submitted December 28, 2001 by Annie, age 10 from Korea.

Q: What goes up and never goes down?
A: Your age!
Submitted December 16, 2001 by Thomas, age 9 from London, England.

Q: What do you get when you cross a calculator and a friend?
A: A friend you can count on!
Submitted December 4, 2001 by Rachael, age 11 from Billingham

Q: What did the tree say to the mathematician?
A: Gee, I'm a tree! (Geometry)
Submitted November 1, 2001 by Tom, age 16 from Cleveland, Ohio

Q: Who invented the Round Table?
A: Sir Cumference!
Submitted May 8, 2001 by Kelly, age 13 from Kersey, Pennsylvania

Q: Who invented fractions?
A: Henry the 1/8th!
Submitted May 8, 2001 by Kelly, age 13 from Kersey, Pennsylvania

Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: I've got a problem!
Submitted May 7, 2001 by Lindsay, age 9 from San Diego, California

Q: Why did 8 times 8 go to the store?
A: To buy Nintendo 64.
Submitted April 18, 2001 by Matt, age 9 from Kingston MA

Q: Which one weighs more: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
A: They both weigh a ton!
Submitted April 11, 2001 by Kasey D., age 12 from Tennessee

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ate(8) nine!
Submitted March 29, 2001 by Jessica, age 8 from Texas

Q. What did one math book say to the other math book?
A. I have a lot of problems.
Submitted October 29, 2000 by Bethany W., age 8 from Akron, Ohio

Q: Who invented fractions?
A: Henry 1/8.
Submitted September 11, 2000 by Pritish, age 13 from Sydney

Q: How does a cow add?
A: With a cow-culator!
Submitted July 13, 2000 by Debbie, a parent from Memphis, Tennessee

Q: What is a forum?
A: Twoum + twoum.
Submitted by an anonymous reader on July 10, 2000

Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
A: An adder.
Submitted June 23, 2000 by Jessica, age 10 from Cleveland